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Prepare thyselves.

Prepare thyselves.

New shirts.

New shirts.

The long and lonesom.

The long and lonesom.

The Satanic Mechanic wants you. To go fuck yourself.

The Satanic Mechanic wants you. To go fuck yourself.

Even my basement is faster because if it.

Even my basement is faster because if it.

Basement not-so-still life.

Basement not-so-still life.

Something wicked this way comes.

Something wicked this way comes.

Even if we have a wet winter, we’re so screwed. 

Even if we have a wet winter, we’re so screwed. 

This.

This.

Photo by Shitbike.

Photo by Shitbike.

Would You Rather?

I’ve long been a fan of the ‘Would You Rather?’ game. We’d play it for hours in bike shops where I used to work. I’ve even played it with Bob Roll once. Anyway, when I was at the Kona launch we began playing it but instead of having to do gross stuff (eat a taco of flies, or wear a gallon bag of fleas taped to the top of your head, etc.), I picked two horrible bands. 

The question is this- Would you rather play in band A, or band B for a full year’s tour, which for argument’s sake is 340 days. As a member in the band, you are entitled to whatever perks the band might have (groupies, drugs, a nicer tour bus, a paycheck, whatever) but you have to spend at least a few hours a night playing the music and being fully engaged in the performance. I offered some truly horrible ones- Third Eye Blind or Sugar Ray? Creed or Nickleback? Smash Mouth or CrazyTown? But I have come up with what is arguably the worst of the worst being Attack Attack! 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDzt6yI3Dw8 

or BrokeNCYDE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0.

Please watch both videos all of the way through before making a decision. 

I thank you for your time and consideration in this experiment.

Damn, Littlerock airport. How badly do you want to arrest me?